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    Remember the Michael Jackson video game?

    I have hit a spell where I have been really getting into "retro" gaming. Buying older video games and researching everything video game related. This brought back many fond memories, and some bad ones. Blowing 30-40-50 bucks on a game that turned out to be garbage. And then of course there was the Michael Jackson game Moonwalker for Sega. No, I never had this one. I was a Nintendo guy, never had a Sega-Thank God. And the object of the game? Michael "SAVING" the children of course. Although the scenes with the dancing dogs do look pretty good.

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    I was a Nintendo guy too and I don't remember that one.

    If it was truly accurate it would have Michael Jackson save the children, take them back to its house and muh dik them.

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    I used to jam on this when I was younger, it was actually a very weird game.

    A few years ago, I set up a Rasberry Pi with a bunch of emulators for my daughter to play at the hospital. Most of the files with emulators were pre-designed, so you would just get like 300 games for a system without knowing what all the games were. Moonwalker was one for the Genesis. I played it for about 10 minutes and then shut it off, it's stranger as an adult, where you are Wack-Jacko beating up people finding kids. Eventually, you do get Bubbles the Chimp, you will guide you on your sex-lust for pre-pubescent kids, which makes it that much weirder...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotThatGuy View Post
    I used to jam on this when I was younger, it was actually a very weird game.

    A few years ago, I set up a Rasberry Pi with a bunch of emulators for my daughter to play at the hospital. Most of the files with emulators were pre-designed, so you would just get like 300 games for a system without knowing what all the games were. Moonwalker was one for the Genesis. I played it for about 10 minutes and then shut it off, it's stranger as an adult, where you are Wack-Jacko beating up people finding kids. Eventually, you do get Bubbles the Chimp, you will guide you on your sex-lust for pre-pubescent kids, which makes it that much weirder...
    Jesus. Even back then my friends and I thought MJ was a nigger faggot. Does the game include Jesus Juice to lure the kids back to the Molesterland Ranch?
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    Jesus. Even back then my friends and I thought MJ was a nigger faggot. Does the game include Jesus Juice to lure the kids back to the Molesterland Ranch?
    In all honesty, I don't think I ever played it past the 2nd level. I remember at one point he turned into a space ship or something. It was a weird game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotThatGuy View Post
    In all honesty, I don't think I ever played it past the 2nd level. I remember at one point he turned into a space ship or something. It was a weird game.
    That sounds like something a nigger would come up with. I'ze beez a spaceship an sheeit!

    Even more hilarious would be if the ape's hair burst into magical fire an sheeit!

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